MSPA Prophet

What is this?

MSPA Prophet is a Tumblr-based MSPA update notifier that alerts you to updates shortly before they happen.

How do you know when updates are coming? Are you Hussie? 

I am the MSPA Prophet. I am not Hussie. I am not affiliated with MS Paint Adventures or What Pumpkin or Andrew Hussie in ANY capacity whatsoever.

You made a post saying an update with 1 page was coming, but then you edited it to say 2 pages were coming! Why?

The update got bigger after I made my post. (Pages are uploaded to MSPA one at a time.)

How long does it take between an update announcement and the actual update?

Check my post timestamps. It is different for each update. The bigger they are, the longer they take.

You haven’t answered my question yet! Why not?

It probably hasn’t been frequently asked enough yet. Also, it should be noted that I try not to answer asks unless an update is coming or has just arrived, because many people use this blog as their main update notifier.

What do you do if Homestuck updates and you’re not online? 

I’m always online.

Will you ever update the twitter again?

Probably not. I didn’t know when I first made it, but twitter has some very dumb rules about what kinds of posts tweets it allows. Most notably, you can’t make the same tweet multiple times within a few days. And considering half the stuff I say is just “update is here”, that doesn’t work well at all.

So instead of attempting to figure this problem out for real I am just not even bothering.

No, seriously, what’s your source?

crtl + u

Why haven’t you made a public announcement about your impersonator? He keeps tricking people and making them angry!

Because that dude is awesome and hilarious! Every time I see someone get bamboozled by one of those “impersonator” accounts, I laugh :)

One time I even traded tumblr urls with mpsaprophet for a few days, to REALLY mess with y'all. Now THAT was a good time.

WHO ARE YOU

Since I doubt many people will read this far, I am going to reveal my true identity to the lucky few who manage to see this: I’m this guy. That is who I am. Not Andrew Hussie. That guy is not Andrew Hussie. That guy is me. Do you get it yet?

I am not Andrew Hussie.